LYRICS TO “LAZER TITS”

Written by Peter Cho, Rachel Rosa Colonna
Published by EFFORTMUSIC/ASCAP, RACHEL ROSA COLONNA PUBLISHING/BMI
Produced, Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Pete Cho
Studio: Effort Labs (Chicago, IL & Hollywood, CA)

Shooting lasers out my tits
While I go and take a shit
Might fuck around and throw a fit
Might fuck around and throw a fit!

Try’na be John Malkovich
For a fifteen minute stint
Out of body, out of mind
Saying bye, bye, bye!

It’s a nice time for a mai tai
I’m your night time, when I’m out of my mind, mind
Let’s go thigh high in the night sky
Close your eyes, say goodbye to the nice guy

I might eat stir fry when I wanna die
Boys make me so bored out of my mind (fuck you!)
If you get too close it’s a good bye
No tears in my eyes but I cry like a Gemini

I might show you my titties in the Traders Joes parking lot
No need a shop, don’t eat a lot, I know a spot
How many licks does it take til’ my tootsie pops?

I don’t like, I don’t fucking know bro

It’s a nice time for a mai tai
I’m your night time, when I’m out of my mind, mind
Let’s go thigh high in the night sky
Close your eyes, say goodbye to the nice guy

I might eat stir fry when I wanna die
Boys make me so bored out of my mind (fuck you!)
If you get too close it’s a good bye
No tears in my eyes but I cry like a Gemini

I’m existential, I’m out of my body
I might be sad but fuck I’m still a hottie
Don’t get too close if you want to survive
Contents inside is classified

I might eat stir fry when I wanna die (fuck you!)
Boys make me so bored out of my mind (fuck!)
If you get too close it’s a good bye (fuck moo!)
No tears in my eyes but I cry like a Gemini

I’m existential, I’m out of my body
I might be sad but fuck I’m still a hottie
Don’t get too close if you want to survive
Contents inside is classified